60 Memories Made in New Zealand

Some memories will stick with me forever, especially those that involve personal ‘firsts’. I could write a story about each of these 60 moments from Middle Earth.

My best and worst NZ memories

The Sights

1. Farmers markets – Parnell, Kuirau Park, Riccarton Bush
2. Sitting on giant marbles
3. Flapping around schools of demoiselle and trevally
4. Spelunking for glow worms in flooded caves
5. Finding that the trees are bigger than my arm span
6. Vegetating on an island beach
7. Soaking in heated rivers
8. The smell of rotting eggs in Rotorua
9. Dolphins as far as the eye can see
10. Craft beer tasting racks
11. Sampling fresh olive oil and local honey
12. Tourists getting too close to penguins
13. Kayaking among more dolphins in Akaroa
14. The fishy smell of chum on a cage dive
15. The rush from falling out of a plane
16. Visits from wild kaka by day
17. Stalking wild kiwi by night
18. Waiting for the clouds to lift at Milford Sound
19. Blue skies reflected in blue lakes
20. Bluff oysters Kilpatrick
21. Scaling moving ice

People on the Road

1. Sharing homemade palinka with a Slovak
2. Exchanging barbs with a Mackem lass
3. Retired couples on motorbikes
4. Swinging around playgrounds with British backpackers (not Mackems)
5. Unexpected reunions with lost acquaintances from the other side of the world
6. Running into the familiar faces in different towns
7. Playing Cards Against Humanity with all these people (Tip: the British version works better)

Hostel Life

1. Getting woken up by screaming brats in the next room every morning
2. Eggs Benedict in the hostel kitchen
3. Baking homemade baklava
4. Waking up to burst pipes and sinking hostel floors
5. Homemade cottage pie, lemon posset, lasagne and chocolate mousse
6. Feeling sorry for people while saying, ‘Sorry, we are full.’
7. Chasing out people who sneaked in
8. Making people fall in love with ox tongue
9. Nailing the flat whites
10. Barbecues at an island hostel

Experiences

1. $1 pizza slices
2. My rented Suzuki Wagon R’s engine screaming at 5000 rpm on a slope
3. Getting the keys to my first car
4. Driving to the shops for award-winning pies (steak & cheese pie, apricot chicken pie, scallop pie…)
5. $10 steak and chips nights
6. Nails in tyres
7. Jumping into rivers from overhanging trees
8. Cutting through the fog and the hailstorms
9. Filling all the bottles with wine
10. Getting out of a breathalyser test with my record intact
11. Hooligans in a slammed BMW
12. That biting wind everywhere you go
13. Scoring a goal in Ultimate in that wind
14. Clearing the field for rescue helicopters after scoring that goal
15. Daily bird songs
16. Awesome kebabs made more awesome by being this far from Turkey
17. Driving into an impromptu charity car wash
18. Sandfly bites
19. Whitebait fritters by the roadside
20. Burgers for breakfast
21. The saddest Irish stew from a can to celebrate St Patrick’s Day
22. How time just passes too damn quickly when you’re having fun

Don’t just sit there and dream; go make your own memories! Check out the Working Holiday and Driving in NZ posts for tips.